ZooRag: i am convinced that showpeople exist in the entertainment business because it's the only thing they can do. they suck at everything else and are too neurotic to be normal members of society.

NewsRag: if the world is going to hell on a flaming bus, i'm the person be examining the heat of the flames and the amount of tread on the tires.

PlayRag: we all want to be James Bond; technologically superior and intensely suave. but we end up being the GeekSquad; respected for our knowledge but snickered at when we leave the room.