Hmmm...just found this site recently, and find it quite entertaining. Unfortunately, my unit's leaving for Afghanistan soon, so I won't be on much (if at all) for quite some time.
That being said, my name's Duke, I'm a 20-something with a rather bizarre/offensive sense of humor, and I enjoy spending my free time participating in the following:

-Cooking up the rock
-Biting dogs
-Swindling old folks out of their savings
-Throwing keggers in elementary school cafeterias
-Convincing teen drivers that if a stop sign has a white line going around the edge, it means that it's optional