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The New Lara Croft is Ridiculously Sexy
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BombTrack says,
The old Lara Croft is sexy too. What better way is there to ensure games sales.
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Article excerpt from ripten.com — "Now that I have your attention, hit the jump to for some titillating pictures of Alison Carroll, the new face of real-life iconic adventurer Lara Croft . Ok, now that we're safely off the main page, take a gander at Alison Carroll, a 23 year-old gymnast and the new face of the Tomb Raider franchise. Eidos is reinventing Lara Croft...

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Posted 3 years ago
At least they're not trying to use Kim K as the next Tomb Raider girl emote icon
 
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Posted 3 years ago
"What better way is there to ensure games sales." - Making high quality, innovative games!
 
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Posted 3 years ago
Unfortunately, that isn't always the case emote icon
 
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Posted 3 years ago
Seriously. Just as I feel games are making great strides, there is the return of the oversexualization of Lara Croft, not to mention the newly, ahem, enhanced women in the new Soul Caliber.
 
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Posted 3 years ago
At the same time, the newer Crystal Dynamics version of Lara Croft is a lot more "sensible" than the older version. I don't really think that using "real life" models of Lara is a great way to go, regardless, but at least the games *are* good again. Legend and Anniversary were both entertaining (though I haven't finished Anniversary), and I'm really looking forward to Underworld.
 
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Posted 3 years ago
And the new versions of Ivy and Taki in Soul Calibur? Ridiculous to the point where it substantially exceeds DOA. I'm glad that the create-a-character mode lets you make realistically proportioned women, but a number of the default characters are *ludicrous*.
 
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Posted 3 years ago
It's not even a matter of getting offended for me anymore either. It's more a matter of seeming juvenile and eyeroll-worthy, which is not so hot for the reputation.
 
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Posted 3 years ago
Helava is right, the new games are much better since Crystal Dynamics took it back. I have yet to finish Legends though; I just hate the vehicle missions. Those missions are such a big deterrent for me. I failed them a couple of times and stopped playing the game for 2 months...just don't have the patiences for it. The game is interesting but not enough for me to suffer through those damn bike missions. Crystal Dynamics...please take out vehicles; they suck ass!
 
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