Apple iPad 2.... F*** Me Running
Vudoo0013 says,
Put your ear to the ground... Do you hear that? That is Billions of Moron's marching to Apple's Drum... That's Right, I am Back pissing on Apple's Fluffy white iCarpet.
It seams like Apple is playing the Pide Piper in the Consumer Electronics world. As soon as something 150x better comes along to put Apple in its place; i.e. Droid X, Evo4g, or anything that makes a smart phone, well, smart... Apple puts out a pathetic excuse of a "Better Phone"... also known as the iPhone 4.0 3G S Lite blah blah blah... that makes its previous phone look like a long lost twin brother... just more retarded then the first. Any one see multiplicity? Its like that.. the more you clone, the less brains it has.
AND YOU ALL FLOCK TO IT LIKE YOU ARE NOTHING IN LIFE WITH OUT IT!
Now the iPad 2 is in the "HUSH" talk, as in "We are not saying a thing, but look at the Big Neon sign behind us"... And here we go with the shaking toy dog syndrome with everyone waiting for Apple to throw the ball before they piss them selves. And as you can read from the article I stole to make this page, The Pide piper of Apple has his soul too.
I will say, I played with the iPad while waiting for my name to be called at Verizon, and the only good thing about it was it had Google map's, The very same Google maps that can be found 5 years ago... Google must have given it to them as a joke. But alas... there was nothing else I liked about it.
But what are we to expect from the iPad2??? I would say the same shit we got from the first few hundred iPhones... Taking them several tries to get it right, but you wont notice as long as you pay them for a new fucken pad. You know how many iPhones you paid for before you got one with a damn Background wallpaper? I can see the process of this new expensive Frisbee you will spend your hard earned money on, as the Piper plays another tune.
Article excerpt from beatweek.com —
"The world won't hear a peep from Apple this week about the IPad 2, even as one geek-oriented vendor after another rolls out one geek-oriented tablet computer after another, each based on the Android or another similarly geek-themed mobile Operating System . But even as these new tablets fill the tech headlines this week (mainly because...
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Posted 1 year ago
FYI... The only thing that will put the iPad, and the soon to be iPad2 in its place.
ASUS Eee Slate EP121 Tablet... will have mine by February
ASUS Eee Slate EP121 Tablet... will have mine by February
Posted 1 year ago
I have to defer to your opinion as I have held out on the craze myself still boasting my 1st generation razor. But my niece recently brought her idevice to my house this weekend and I completely understood the usefulness of it especially when using it for business purposes instead of recreation.
Posted 1 year ago
Second not trying to be the newsrag police or anything but, your language in this post is repulsive even to me. Maybe next time consider your readers are intelligent and don't care to read ignorance on a post.
Posted 1 year ago
Okay, First before I apologize, I will point out I said piss twice (paragraph 1 and 3) and I said the "F" word and the "S" word only once in paragraph 4. Not at any time did I do a full over swearing act like I was 'Dennis Leary' or 'Andrew Dice Clay', it was just a lil' expressing language that maybe FOX would adorn for a Cop show.
Now, I Apologize for the "F" and "S" word to offend you, but this is not rated like a actual news paper, or endorsed by Disney or Toys 'r' Us... but I will watch my Pints and Quarts when showing how pathetic anything apple does.(Note the "OMG" Craziness when Steve Jobs said he was temporarily steeping down due to health problems.. like he was the only Human Being running, designing, and building everything.)
But if saying "Piss" is Pissing you off, Dude, C'mon
Now, I Apologize for the "F" and "S" word to offend you, but this is not rated like a actual news paper, or endorsed by Disney or Toys 'r' Us... but I will watch my Pints and Quarts when showing how pathetic anything apple does.(Note the "OMG" Craziness when Steve Jobs said he was temporarily steeping down due to health problems.. like he was the only Human Being running, designing, and building everything.)
But if saying "Piss" is Pissing you off, Dude, C'mon
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